Patrik Berglund Fails to Report to Team; Says He Had Mouse Trap Stapled to Testicles

Buffalo Sabres forward Patrik Berglund was suspended by the team following a failure to report to practice. The reason he went M.I.A may surprise you.

Berglund has been having a rough first season in Buffalo, and it got a bit worse on Saturday.

Henny Report’s inside source says Berglund was reportedly watching Bad Santa 2 at his Downtown Buffalo apartment and sat on an active mouse trip, which snapped and latched on to his testicles.

He reportedly tried to self-remove the trap but was unsuccessful. Team physician Geetha Trapoff successfully removed it this morning.

It is unclear how much time Berglund will miss, but we hope his apartment is mouse-free.

More to come.

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