Week 9 in the Pac 12

Whoops that sucks.

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Utah 41 UCLA 10

After picking up impressive consecutive wins versus Arizona and Cal, here’s a live look at the status of the UCLA football program:

Greg and I have crunched the numbers and have apparently concluded to this. Kinda weird though because in 1963 UCLA only had 10 games (going 2-8) and the 2018 Bruins play 12 games, so I don’t know to be honest. Only thing I know is this UCLA team is super shitty.

This Friday night game was being played in Times Square. During Game three of the World Series. Who decided to play UCLA Utah over Dodger Red Sox in Times Square? Sad.

Remember when that idiot Nick Aliotta called UCLA his dark horse team to win the Pac 12 last Sunday?? Here’s my message for Nick:

Nothing better than celebrating with the fellas. When you pick up a big win on the road, sometimes you have to celebrate with some expensive champagne. Wait not champagne, I mean Kirkland water.

Oregon St. 41 Colorado 34

I don’t know what to say here. I put my reputation on Colorado having a great season and this is how the repay me. Last week’s loss in Washington is understandable, but losing at home as 24.5 favorites verse a dog shit Oregon St. team that hadn’t won in 6 weeks is a tough look. I mean, Oregon St hadn’t won a football game since September 8 verse Southern Utah. Weird.

Sheesh: This tweet didn’t age well. Good job supporting your team!!! I guess every week is exciting?

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Sticky fingers:

This was actually the most exciting play of the game. How the fuck are these trainers able to keep up with a buffalo running at full speed? That’s running fast as fuck! I clocked the Buffalo and it’s trainers just under 5 seconds for its’ 40 time, that’s genuinely impressive. Gave more effort than Colorado’s defense that’s for sure.

Remember when Colorado led 31-3 in the 3rd quarter and ended up losing the game? Yep

Really Renaud? You can’t remember a worse weekend? Remember when you lost to Missouri at home 10-55 in 2007? Or when you only scored a safety when you lost 2-45 at home to Oregon in 2011? I remember those.

Arizona St. 38 USC 35

Most depressing half of the CENTURY. Thanks for your feedback Bill, very cool!

I’ve been saying you can’t bet on JT Daniels because of his face, and as long as he’s sidelined with an injury, continue to bet against USC regardless if he’s playing or not.

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Suh dude. Tight puka shell necklace.

USC STINKS. That’s all you have too know about this one.

Washington 10 Cal 12

Washington is BAD. Jake Browning is the best quarterback who was actually terrible. I’ve been saying it for weeks and finally Coach Peterson listened to me as Browning was benched late in the 3rd quarter.

Straight facts: Browning’s girlfriend ruined his career.

Washington football seems like some sort of weird cult to me.  I really don’t like the idea of having 4 quarterbacks on the same team all named Jake / Jacob.

Who was this one for Jake (Browning)?

Gotta be tough to be a Husky fan right now. Season’s over. Yeah it’s over. Sorry.

Washington St. 41 Stanford 38

Wazzu is the best team in Washington. Actually, Washington State is the best team in the Pac 12, that’s my two sense. They’re coming off a a huge win verse Oregon, and went on the road to beat Stanford this week (that’s good). I’m fully convinced this team is legit. When your quarterback has this mustache there’s reason to believe.

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Do Stanford fans hate football? Have they given up on this team? This attendance is embarrassing. Shame on you Stanford fans! Shame.

Mike Leach deserves endless standing ovations. Wow I love him.

It’s laugh out loud when college kickers do the “ice in my veins” celebration but still a big win for Wazzu.


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