When ‘Tainted Love’ by Soft Cell is playing over the speakers at your local supermarket, sometimes you just gotta steal a case of beer I guess. Actually pretty ironic this was the song playing because of the lyric, “Sometimes I feel I’ve got to, get away.” And in this case, get away is in reference to a man who may (or may not) be David Schwimmer stealing a case of beer. I’m not accusing anyone, that wouldn’t be professional of me, actually yeah I’m accusing him.
Just look at this face. Look at that hairline, and the naturally sad look on his face. If that’s not David Schwimmer than I don’t know who is.