Boltman better watch his back. Just look at this guy. Let’s begin
Titans 19 Chargers 20
Let me be the first to thank the NFL for sending yet again two mediocre football teams over seas, in a game designed to help grow the sport no less. I hope all British men, women, and children were all impressed with Marcus Mariota and his small, yet tender hands. Maybe sending Mariota to London was out of respect for the late great Sir Winston Churchill, who also had cute little hands.
Phillip Rivers: Still pretty good at football. Also still playing football to support his 12 kids. College don’t pay for itself!
Heads up football play of the week: Melvin Gordon’s mannequin sliding into coverage to make a big stop in the gift shop.
First hot dog for this young man:
After a life time of eating fish and chips with grilled chicken, his anus will have no idea what hit him.
Hey Melissa, Heads up. Heads up Melissa!! BOINK.
Geno Smith had to have thrown this pass. Or maybe Cardale Jones actually. Dang the Chargers have some shitty quarterbacks.
Big win from the Chargers in London. Enjoy this postgame video celebrating to an old English hymn:
Full recap from Cardinals Broncos from Thursday’s blog– here
49ers 10 Rams 39
Live look at the 49er faithful watching C.J Beathard try and play football.
Side Note: I got a tip from a reader on Saturday saying take the Rams at +9 because of the Rams secondary. HAAAAAA.
Richard Sherman reminiscing of simpler times, when he played on a team who had the ability to make a stop on 3rd down:
Ill continue to say this every week until I’m proven otherwise: Todd Gurley is the best football player on the planet.
Seeing the Rams come out in our mustard color rush jerseys on a random Sunday in October really got my dick hard. Damn straight Jerry felt the love in the bay.
Updated 49ers record:
Is George Kittle angry?
Nick? Sir! Resign sir! Nick silly stuff like this on purpose, He wants me to write this. He wants me to be angry. Sir!
Just wanted to let all 49ers fans know that everything will be okay. There’s finally comfort and stability headed your way. Peace in your time. Help welcome Tom Savage!!!
Rams win big. Again.