Broncos Qb Chad Kelly Arrested For Criminal Trespassing. Chased out of House With Vacuum Tube

Excellent job Chad, at least you photograph well.

Also, Kelly’s left eye is higher up on his face than the left. Those truly are some shitty eyes sorry Chad. Eyes also look a little bloodshot from a night out on the Denver streets. Apparently Kelly was at Von Miller’s Halloween Party so that puts some of the pieces together. *Stephen A Smith voice* STAY OFF THE WEEEED.

Sorry #BroncosCountry, I don’t think Chad will be signing autographs today from 7-8.

Kelly certainly is  living up to his reputation as ‘Mr. Irrelevant.’ As of today. His career NFL stats are: -1 rushing yards, 1 felony charge. More combined arrests than both rushing and passing yards combined. That’s rare.

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