Sebastian is such a smokeshow, just pointing out the obvious. Let’s begin
Seahawks 27 Raiders 3
Revenge game for our sweet prince Sebastian. At 1,799 total points with the Raiders, Janikowski is the all time leading scorer for Oakland with George Blanda a close second at 864 total points. Thankfully he made both his field goals today, and is probably the only player worth watching on the Seahawks. You know, it’s almost as if the Raiders need a competent kicker right now. Whoops
Truly a man of few words, but when he talks, we listen.
Both teams made the 5,000+ mile trip to London and the British fans did their best to care about it. Love the excitement in this video. Very creative chant as well. SEA HAWKS! SEA HAWKS! SEA HAWKS!
Still pretty good at football: Russell Wilson
Poor-sport of the day: Derek Carr.
Maybe they’re tears of joy you ask? Well he threw for 142 yards and missed the fourth quarter with a minor bruise, so probably not. Apparently Derek is modeling his game after his brother. Good thing he got paid already.
The United Kingdom discovered that an NFL game does in fact last longer than an hour. Shocking news for many, but still important news to report. Sorry to all the gents in the greater London area who missed out on Sue Perkins and the Chimp Sanctuary that was scheduled to air at 7. And I’m sorry you had to watch this game. I’m even more sorry that I watched this game.
Is there anything the NFL does better than sending our worst talent overseas in what’s supposed to be a showcase event? Hawks win big.
Cardinals 17 Vikings 27
Kirk Cousins is simply not a good pre game pump up speech guy. He’ll always be the guy who said ‘You Like That,’ nothing more, nothing less. But to break out a speech like this for a home game verse the worst team is football is a tough look. Side Note: Kirk likes seeing opposing quarterbacks suffocate and die. Sad.
Worst celebration of the year goes to:
It took 6 weeks and over 360 offensive snaps to accomplish, but the Minnesota Vikings successfully scored their first rushing touchdown of the year. As for the Cardinals, they announced they’re open to trading Patrick Peterson–who happens to be their only good defensive player. Sounds like a smart move, good thinking Steve Keim I’m sure you won’t fuck this one up. Say cheese Steve.
Rosen the chosen one? Probably not.
Rams 23 Broncos 20
Sure the Rams didn’t look great, but I’m declaring this game a blessing in disguise. Getting snow experience this early in the season is what all West Coast teams need to mentally prepare for January. Sure the snow stopped before kickoff but that’s not the point.
Thank you for sharing Adam.
News Flash: Todd Gurley is the best football player on the planet
Cooks, Kupp, Woods, Hecker. Best receiving corps in football? Yes. Love you Johnny.
Cya next week